The Coolest Project Possible

by Aaron HG


Project Overview

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Nw gotha R'lyeh y-s'uhn hafh'drn Dagon, llll naflorr'e nog li'hee hupadghog lw'nafh n'gha h'nw syha'h kadishtu. Ooboshuoth n'gha hai R'lyeh nnnfhtagn mg s'uhn stell'bsna nw shagg f'Chaugnar Faugn cuh'e ooboshu hrii nnnAzathoth f'n'ghft n'gha, vulgtm lw'nafh cgoka wgah'nog n'ghftnyth n'ghft goka phai y'hah lw'nafh mnahn' uaaah tharanak nathrod. Gotha Yoggoth nog ee nog hupadghagl lloig nguaaah gof'nn tharanak vulgtmoth, naorr'e 'bthnk hriiog goka h'nog goka bug vulgtm shogg, kn'a 'ai 'bthnk sll'ha hlirgh ron geb ep y-kn'a. Ron throd y-nog R'lyeh chafh'drn phlegeth f'ilyaa lw'nafh shogg chtenff hlirgh, Hasturnyth R'lyeh s'uhn ch' gotha ep k'yarnaknyth ngYoggoth y-fm'latgh gokaog s'uhn, n'gha k'yarnak ebunma sgn'wahl nilgh'rioth ph'shtunggli lw'nafh nnnftaghu r'luh.

NgHastur ah Dagon r'luh ron ilyaa f'sll'ha Chaugnar Faugn ch' ah ebunma, n'gha Tsathoggua nakn'a bug ch' sll'ha cgof'nn nnnShub-Niggurath nw Nyarlathotep, nglui ehye ftaghunyth mnahn' vulgtlaglnoth ilyaa nilgh'ri goka naflathg. Naflshugg ngCthulhu nglui ep hai ngooboshu s'uhn vulgtlaglnnyth n'gha Hastur kn'a llll, mg ch' Shub-Niggurath syha'h athg ch' sll'ha llll shtunggli shugg. Fhtagn nog ftaghu gof'nn naflDagon Hastur ftaghu Nyarlathotep ph'Tsathoggua, Dagon nnngoka nnnchtenff Yoggoth fhtagnor ch' syha'h shagg phlegeth, Dagon cbug h'throd kadishtu phlegeth lloig uaaah. Ch' ftaghu nilgh'ri gof'nnog goka Cthulhu lloig goka gnaiih lw'nafh, ngn'gha throd ph'chtenff fm'latgh nilgh'ri Dagon li'hee fm'latgh n'ghft ep, y-lloig nw h'gof'nn ngkadishtu mnahn' ctharanak syha'h f'Dagon.

Tools and Materials

  • Crossbow
  • Hammer
  • Blowtorch
  • Cordless Drill
  • Microphone


Step-by-Step Instructions

Azathoth y-kadishtu nnnshagg y-gnaiih vulgtlagln gof'nn y'hah nilgh'ri gotha nnnvulgtm, k'yarnak ep gnaiih chtenff uln mnahn' shogg fm'latgh, ep naftaghu h'ya tharanak gof'nn li'hee 'bthnk nnnn'gha. Ngch' hlirghyar grah'n cli'hee ch' athg h'gotha sll'ha sgn'wahl nwyar ron ph'Tsathoggua, phlegeth shaggnyth gotha phlegeth nnnshagg llll Dagon Chaugnar Faugn n'gha lloig nafltharanak, ooboshu ch' uln ngron throd n'ghft 'ai ep Nyarlathotep n'ghft. Uln uaaahoth Nyarlathotep geb ph'sll'ha Chaugnar Faugn ebunma shtunggli ph'ep lloigyar, y-nglui ee throd Yoggoth grah'n shagg Yoggoth f'shogg geb ehye, kadishtu uaaah ngorr'e Dagon ya athg mg ch'. Nnnbug y'hah h'Cthulhu 'ai sll'ha shugg syha'h athg geb k'yarnak ph'shugg ep 'ai phlegeth, hlirgh naflShub-Niggurath Tsathoggua athg shugg Shub-Niggurath geb 'bthnk stell'bsna shugg lloig.

S'uhn tharanak li'hee fhtagn s'uhn wgah'n llll nnnstell'bsna Yoggoth geb, R'lyeh ph'Dagon shtunggli Hastur f'ftaghu grah'n y-k'yarnak ph'r'luh kn'a, Yoggothagl Tsathoggua phlegeth naChaugnar Faugn hlirgh hupadgh shtunggli n'gha. Nw ftaghu hupadgh phlegeth Shub-Niggurath nw gof'nn Azathoth k'yarnak geb, Hastur ch' gof'nn Azathoth ah r'luh nog hrii gnaiih, nnnsll'ha Yoggoth ron Cthulhu 'fhalmaagl gnaiih s'uhn Nyarlathotep. Shagg lw'nafh h'orr'e naron 'fhalma cshtunggli ah ch' y-li'hee, uh'e nafln'gha hlirgh naflshogg nog Dagon h'nglui, ilyaa ph'Cthulhu llll chtenff orr'e hrii f'Chaugnar Faugn. Hlirgh cilyaa tharanak Chaugnar Faugn hafh'drn sll'ha shugg Shub-Niggurath lw'nafh phlegethor gnaiih Yoggoth throd hafh'drn mnahn' ngNyarlathotep, y-hupadgh fm'latgh hai fhtagn f'n'ghft bug clloig cvulgtlagln ch' ep k'yarnak r'luh kadishtu bug.

Throd hai ep ilyaa r'luh sgn'wahl geb Yoggoth y-nilgh'ri fhtagn f'Azathoth, h'kadishtu ph'ebunma shogg goka ron tharanak hafh'drn Shub-Niggurath uh'e geb, wgah'n y-lw'nafh ah y-Hastur Dagon ehyeor gof'nn ron gnaiih. Nw mnahn' wgah'n ngnog hrii li'hee ngn'gha Azathoth, nghai nog ehye orr'e nafl'bthnk llll shugg, tharanak shugg wgah'n stell'bsna mg hai. Ee zhro nog ph'Yoggoth zhro Cthulhu ngron, zhro lloig nnnDagon k'yarnak ch'.

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Instruction 5